winter weather advisory

watch out for curbs along streets and in parking lots where there is snow. the snow is actually most likely very brick hard ice that will tear the crap outta your bumpers. Please stay away from them as much as possible. 

The ice snow brick banks come with all the snow melting and then below subzero temps that become freezing solid and rock hard which it turn creates a potentially hazardous situation and damaging road block which is not good for your stress levels, your vehicle or your car repair budget.

If anyone you know has been affected by this please contact I-can't-drive-in-winter- dot-com at their toll free 800 number and (yeah that doesn't really exist, i am bored and got a little carried away with this reminder) and always stop to check for any pieces of your vehicle that may have fallen off once you do realize this has happened AND please do please tell us if you repair all those fancy plastic bumpers at a good price! i know a few victims already.. me included er well my bumper. dammit.

so anyways, this has been my entertaining rather uneventful and the best hope my insurance guy don't see this, post i have created in awhile. thought i would share. have a great week!